– Can I have a cigarette?
– Yes, sure!
– I’m not a bum, you know? I’m just trying to quit.
– Great, is that an acoustic guitar on your back?
– Yes, it is.
– Do you mind if I play some?
– Yes, I actually do. This is like my baby.
– Understandable!
– Thank you for the smoke.
– Oh, no problem.
– Just be happy that you don’t know somebody like me in your life. Have fun with your lady friend.
– Thanks!